ROBBERY!!! Year of the Knock HQ Targeted

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YOTK has taken a necessary hiatus following the loss of two stuffed bears, a toy ship and a globe -- taken from YOTK HQ in Pawhuska on May 6, 2006. All new jokes -- created for you, for free -- are suspended until they are RETURNED.

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Seven

Knock knock
Who's there?
Komsomolsk
Komsomolsk who?
Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with bloodied fangs over by Lenin Square – better take Marx Prospect back home

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Six

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nikolaevsk
Nikolaevsk who?
Niko-laevs?k--an it be true? That ol' geezer died two years ago this very night!

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Five

Knock knock
Who's there?
Severobaikalsk
Severobaikalsk who?
Sever-o-Baikal-skrape it! meant to say, sever-o-JACKAL's head if you want to kill it – dagger jabs won't do nuthin'; sorry, this fear of a limb-losing death has my thinking in tatters.

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Four

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sakhalin
Sakhalin who?
Sakh-a-Len's body parts here! Looks like we're too late to save Len from the cyclops. Damn one-eyed beasts from Heck!

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Three

Knock knock
Who's there?
Baikal
Baikal who?
Baik-l go fast, sure. But it can't outrun a hobgoblin on a scooter.

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Two

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tynda
Tynda who?
Tynda be a lot of silver shops around here... must be a werewolf problem... better stock up on bullets.

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day One

Knock knock
Who's there?
Yakutsk
Yakutsk who?
Yakutsk your hand on a broken vodka bottle and the blood'll attract evil centaurs

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Seven

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wilt's 1000
Wilt's 1000 who?
Wilts 1000 dollars really help your long-term savings at this point? I'd advise investing it into a long-term mutual fund.

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Six

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nicholson
Nicholson who?
Nichols'on dimes, my friend, that's all this counseling costs if you consider the money you'll earn from the stocks.

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Five

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pat R
Pat R who?
Pat R shoulder if you want, but it's really you who are going to get yourself out of this financial hole you're in.

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Four

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rambis
Rambis who?
RAMBis your key to understanding the Bible. READ, ACKNOWLEDGE, MEMORIZE, BELIEVE.