Friday, June 02, 2006

ROBBERY!!! Year of the Knock HQ Targeted



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YOTK has taken a necessary hiatus following the loss of two stuffed bears, a toy ship and a globe -- taken from YOTK HQ in Pawhuska on May 6, 2006. All new jokes -- created for you, for free -- are suspended until they are RETURNED.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Seven

Knock knock
Who's there?
Komsomolsk
Komsomolsk who?
Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with bloodied fangs over by Lenin Square – better take Marx Prospect back home

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Six

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nikolaevsk
Nikolaevsk who?
Niko-laevs?k--an it be true? That ol' geezer died two years ago this very night!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Five

Knock knock
Who's there?
Severobaikalsk
Severobaikalsk who?
Sever-o-Baikal-skrape it! meant to say, sever-o-JACKAL's head if you want to kill it – dagger jabs won't do nuthin'; sorry, this fear of a limb-losing death has my thinking in tatters.

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Four


Knock knock
Who's there?
Sakhalin
Sakhalin who?
Sakh-a-Len's body parts here! Looks like we're too late to save Len from the cyclops. Damn one-eyed beasts from Heck!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Three

Knock knock
Who's there?
Baikal
Baikal who?
Baik-l go fast, sure. But it can't outrun a hobgoblin on a scooter.

Monday, May 01, 2006

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day Two

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tynda
Tynda who?
Tynda be a lot of silver shops around here... must be a werewolf problem... better stock up on bullets.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

SIBERIAN CITIES & MONSTER ATTACKS -- Day One


Knock knock
Who's there?
Yakutsk
Yakutsk who?
Yakutsk your hand on a broken vodka bottle and the blood'll attract evil centaurs

Saturday, April 29, 2006

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Seven

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wilt's 1000
Wilt's 1000 who?
Wilts 1000 dollars really help your long-term savings at this point? I'd advise investing it into a long-term mutual fund.

Friday, April 28, 2006

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Six

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nicholson
Nicholson who?
Nichols'on dimes, my friend, that's all this counseling costs if you consider the money you'll earn from the stocks.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Five

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pat R
Pat R who?
Pat R shoulder if you want, but it's really you who are going to get yourself out of this financial hole you're in.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

LA Lakers & Counselling Center Tips -- Day Four

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rambis
Rambis who?
RAMBis your key to understanding the Bible. READ, ACKNOWLEDGE, MEMORIZE, BELIEVE.

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