tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-202728332011-12-14T20:58:05.832-06:00We are creating one new knock-knock joke for every day of 2006. A new theme each week. FOR YOU.Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.comBlogger1311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1149279546709910912006-06-02T15:16:00.000-05:002006-06-02T15:19:06.726-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/best-photo-of-romania.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/best-photo-of-romania.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><b>Have you seen any of these items?</b><br /><br />YOTK has taken a necessary hiatus following the loss of two stuffed bears, a toy ship and a globe -- taken from YOTK HQ in Pawhuska on May 6, 2006. All new jokes -- created for you, for free -- are suspended until they are RETURNED.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114927954670991091?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146931721344671912006-05-06T11:08:00.000-05:002006-05-06T11:08:41.346-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Komsomolsk<br />Komsomolsk who?<br />Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with bloodied fangs over by Lenin Square – better take Marx Prospect back home<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114693172134467191?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146931678444994952006-05-06T11:07:00.000-05:002006-05-06T11:07:58.460-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Nikolaevsk<br />Nikolaevsk who?<br />Niko-laevs?k--an it be true? That ol' geezer died two years ago this very night!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114693167844499495?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146378568552805262006-05-03T01:29:00.000-05:002006-05-04T02:11:05.123-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Severobaikalsk<br />Severobaikalsk who?<br />Sever-o-Baikal-skrape it! meant to say, sever-o-JACKAL's head if you want to kill it – dagger jabs won't do nuthin'; sorry, this fear of a limb-losing death has my thinking in tatters.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114637856855280526?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146378525728508222006-05-03T01:28:00.000-05:002006-05-03T02:11:57.350-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/cyclops_large.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/cyclops_large.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Sakhalin<br />Sakhalin who?<br />Sakh-a-Len's body parts here! Looks like we're too late to save Len from the cyclops. Damn one-eyed beasts from Heck!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114637852572850822?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146548645789751762006-05-02T00:43:00.000-05:002006-05-02T00:44:05.800-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Baikal<br />Baikal who?<br />Baik-l go fast, sure. But it can't outrun a hobgoblin on a scooter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114654864578975176?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146469172072231712006-05-01T02:39:00.000-05:002006-05-01T02:39:32.090-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Tynda<br />Tynda who?<br />Tynda be a lot of silver shops around here... must be a werewolf problem... better stock up on bullets.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114646917207223171?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146378399129348392006-04-30T01:25:00.000-05:002006-04-30T02:15:05.460-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Centaurs%7ErichedGrnDelicateHighlites%7Elwf491-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/Centaurs%7ErichedGrnDelicateHighlites%7Elwf491-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Yakutsk<br />Yakutsk who?<br />Yakutsk your hand on a broken vodka bottle and the blood'll attract evil centaurs<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114637839912934839?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146290064008478332006-04-29T00:52:00.000-05:002006-04-29T00:54:24.026-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Wilt's 1000<br />Wilt's 1000 who?<br />Wilts 1000 dollars really help your long-term savings at this point? I'd advise investing it into a long-term mutual fund.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114629006400847833?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146205820883774092006-04-28T01:29:00.000-05:002006-04-28T01:30:20.896-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Nicholson<br />Nicholson who? <br />Nichols'on dimes, my friend, that's all this counseling costs if you consider the money you'll earn from the stocks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114620582088377409?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146140899930397732006-04-27T07:27:00.000-05:002006-04-27T07:28:19.963-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there? <br />Pat R<br />Pat R who?<br />Pat R shoulder if you want, but it's really you who are going to get yourself out of this financial hole you're in.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114614089993039773?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1146028039627107082006-04-26T00:06:00.000-05:002006-04-26T00:07:19.646-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Rambis<br />Rambis who?<br />RAMBis your key to understanding the Bible. READ, ACKNOWLEDGE, MEMORIZE, BELIEVE.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114602803962710708?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145942940170061802006-04-25T00:28:00.000-05:002006-04-25T00:29:00.170-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Kareem<br />Kareem who?<br />Kareem on your sores may not help... that looks like something you'll need to see a doctor who specializes in STDs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114594294017006180?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145942905761398392006-04-24T00:27:00.000-05:002006-04-25T00:28:25.773-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there? <br />Phil J<br />Phil J who?<br />Phil jealous if it helps, feel angry! It's perfectly healthy to respond to your conflicted feelings! Having a SO leave you for another person is a hard thing to handle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114594290576139839?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145786262961057102006-04-23T00:01:00.000-05:002006-04-23T05:03:11.803-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/kobe.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/kobe.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Kobe<br />Kobe who?<br />Kobeng with a pet loss can be almost as tragic as a loss to your (human) family... give it time...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114578626296105710?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145280471176535902006-04-22T08:25:00.000-05:002006-04-21T14:02:38.983-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/lemming.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/lemming.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Lemon Song<br />Lemon Song who?<br />Lemons-ong* my carrot patch? Let's go scare 'm off, guys? Those damn rodents will eat a week's worth of meal in one day!!<br /><br />* Lemmings on...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114528047117653590?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145280343910617562006-04-21T08:25:00.000-05:002006-04-21T02:47:59.376-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/carrotrocket.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/carrotrocket.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Bonzo<br />Bonzo who?<br />Bonz-o between the rabbit and the carrot is as old as the wind and as big as the sky that oversees it<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114528034391061756?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145280305536027342006-04-20T08:24:00.000-05:002006-04-21T02:47:34.140-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Dig grass<br />Dig grass who?<br />Dig grass a second, let's... you're saying 'Presence' is a stronger effort than 'III'? You're nuts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114528030553602734?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145280271012392292006-04-19T08:24:00.000-05:002006-04-19T01:38:53.973-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/greg.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/greg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />'Trampled Underfoot'<br />'Trampled Underfoot' who?<br />Greg – happened over at the carriage crossing<br /><br />Note: Because of the graphic nature of this knock-knock joke, we have selected the 'small' size of photo. YOTK reminds you to be careful when crossing streets, avenues, by-ways and boulevards. Lanes and cul-de-sacs shouldn't be a problem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114528027101239229?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145280225736609672006-04-18T08:23:00.000-05:002006-04-18T03:19:36.406-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/plant.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/plant.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Rob Plant<br />Rob Plant who?<br />Rob Plants from Farmer Miller and you're likely to catch buck-shot in the rump<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114528022573660967?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145279154484767762006-04-17T08:05:00.000-05:002006-04-17T08:34:20.130-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Hind leg<br />Hind leg who?<br />Hindleg-burg disaster in 1937 killed 36 people but no rabbits<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/blimp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/blimp.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114527915448476776?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1145279193168371362006-04-16T08:05:00.000-05:002006-04-17T08:37:42.963-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/page.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/page.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Hop <br />Hop who?<br />Hop over to the Misty Mountains for some custard pie<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/zeplive.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/zeplive.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114527919316837136?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772931014643452006-04-15T11:27:00.000-05:002006-04-16T10:20:44.046-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Hook one? <br />Hook one who?<br />Hoo(k) won the Pulitzer in 76? Maybe ask Albert, he'll know.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477293101464345?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772848706832402006-04-14T11:26:00.000-05:002006-04-13T13:55:31.236-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Ivy League <br />[Door slams... then at next house]<br /><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Ivy League<br />Um... Ivy League WHO?<br />I vy-lea g(ue)ot a big fish this time! Probly another bass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477284870683240?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772768742927722006-04-13T11:25:00.000-05:002006-04-13T13:54:51.083-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Gilroy <br />Gilroy who?<br />Gil royly feels weird when you put your finger up it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477276874292772?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772704177272772006-04-12T11:24:00.000-05:002006-04-12T12:18:04.390-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Doctorate <br />Doctorate who?<br />Doctorate if your hand's bleeding from the hook!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477270417727277?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772624807047522006-04-11T11:23:00.000-05:002006-04-11T11:37:06.720-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/spectacles.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/spectacles.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Spectacles <br />Spectacles who?<br />'Spec-tacles for sale up at Tenkiller. I'll get the worms there.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477262480704752?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772582725700202006-04-10T11:22:00.000-05:002006-04-11T11:23:02.726-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />MIT <br />MIT who?<br />MIT-y swordfish can take over an hour to bring in.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477258272570020?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144772505660873532006-04-09T11:19:00.000-05:002006-04-11T11:22:18.646-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />SAT <br />SAT who?<br />SAT-rout that keeps stealing my bait, I bet!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114477250566087353?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578542682080402006-04-08T05:27:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:36:37.946-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/bran.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/bran.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Bran<br />Bran who?<br />Bran Chex! Bran Chex! And MORE Bran Chex!?! Everyone buys Wheat and Rice Chex, and this stuff just rots on the shelves. Get Tim on the phone!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457854268208040?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578471260076472006-04-07T05:26:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:35:38.026-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/noswim.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/noswim.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Sighisoara<br />Sighisoara who?<br />Sigh...is-oara staff really going to be downsized this year? Guess I can forget about getting the pool. The kids'll be crushed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457847126007647?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578392175373792006-04-06T05:25:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:26:32.176-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Iashi<br />Iashi who?<br />Iashi-ould take a 10-minute break, you're starting to snap at customers, Leslie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457839217537379?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578325268547602006-04-05T05:24:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:33:26.366-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Timisoara<br />Timisoara who?<br />Tim-iso-a-rally good stock manager. He just sometimes forgets to delegate tasks and update inventory status reports.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/tim.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/tim.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457832526854760?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578233064378882006-04-04T05:23:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:32:40.833-05:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/money.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/money.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/money.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/money.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/money.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/money.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Constanta<br />Constanta who?<br />Constanta-ly people are needing to make change for A-Jack 20 bills when the total is just $3! Makes me so mad!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457823306437888?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578199692862092006-04-03T00:22:00.000-05:002006-04-09T05:23:19.693-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's there<br />Bucharest<br />Bucharest who?<br />Bucharest on the shelves in the back; Steve King books are sold out though<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457819969286209?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1144578129969527232006-04-02T00:21:00.000-06:002006-04-09T05:24:10.760-05:00Knock knock<br />Who's There?<br />Brasov<br />Brasov who?<br />Brasov-er on aisle four; think they're on sale till Sunday<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114457812996952723?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143927096324041032006-04-01T15:28:00.000-06:002006-04-01T15:31:37.813-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Coors!<br />Coors who?<br />Coorses to that Rupert Holmes and that <span style="font-style:italic;">Pina Colada Song</span>! I hate ironic karaoke!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114392709632404103?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143858916362775492006-03-31T20:33:00.000-06:002006-03-31T20:35:16.373-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Budweiser!<br />Budweiser who?<br />But why's her friends cheering so loud for her? It'll only encourage her!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114385891636277549?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143735115259722122006-03-30T10:08:00.000-06:002006-03-30T10:11:55.286-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/mariahc.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/mariahc.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Guinness!<br />Guinness who?<br />Guinness that gal who'll only sing Mariah! And she butchers the crap too!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114373511525972212?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143609706965456252006-03-29T00:00:00.000-06:002006-03-28T23:21:47.000-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/top2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/top2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Boulevard!<br />Boulevard who?<br />Boo! Levar doesn't want to sing <span style="font-style:italic;">You Lost That Lovin' Feeling</span> with the boys!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114360970696545625?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143557377957392242006-03-28T00:00:00.000-06:002006-03-28T08:49:37.983-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/B000002IXG.03.TZZZZZZZ.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/B000002IXG.03.TZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Michelob!<br />Michelob who?<br />Mick'll oberenunciate his vowels. Remember that when you sing <span style="font-style:italic;">Jumpin' Jack Flash</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114355737795739224?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143472199675119472006-03-27T09:05:00.000-06:002006-03-27T09:09:59.690-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/rod_stewart05.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/rod_stewart05.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Tsingtao!<br />Tsingtao who?<br />Tsing <span style="font-style:italic;">Downtown Train</span> by Rod Stewart. That'll kill!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114347219967511947?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143393494326465072006-03-26T11:11:00.000-06:002006-03-26T11:18:14.336-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Tecate!<br />Tecate who?<br />Take a table in back. It'll give us a better view of drunks singing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114339349432646507?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143273833851055502006-03-25T01:57:00.000-06:002006-03-25T02:03:53.873-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Pepperland.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/Pepperland.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />UAB!<br />UAB who?<br />You a Beatles fan? Let's play Yellow Submarine!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114327383385105550?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143210401684428412006-03-24T08:19:00.000-06:002006-03-24T08:27:34.206-06:00<span style="font-style:italic;">thanks to reader adapter for the help with this one! Check out his<a href="http://walkingstick.blogspot.com"> blog</a> too!</span><br /><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Villanova who?<br />Villian over there behind the Riddler?<br />That's Loki! This is one wacky swimming pool!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114321040168442841?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1143094025523399142006-03-23T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-23T00:07:05.546-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Winthrop!<br />Winthrop who?<br />win-thropping wet from a swim, towel off before walking on my carpet, ok?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114309402552339914?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142956080272715362006-03-22T00:00:00.000-06:002006-03-22T00:13:33.203-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/LarryTate.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/LarryTate.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Utah State!<br />Utah State who?<br />You tossed Tate in the pool? Tate's gonna get revenge!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114295608027271536?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142955813568009782006-03-21T09:35:00.000-06:002006-03-21T09:43:33.600-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Img60_eng.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/Img60_eng.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Xavier!<br />Xavier who?<br />Xaviery bright day. I'd wear a high SPF sunscreen. Waterproof too, duh!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114295581356800978?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142871083011590702006-03-20T10:07:00.000-06:002006-03-20T10:11:23.030-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/simbio-300467rs.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/simbio-300467rs.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Southern U.!<br />Southern U. who?<br />'SouthernU kid show up? Let's ask him to play Marco Polo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114287108301159070?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142817599472924882006-03-19T19:09:00.000-06:002006-03-19T19:19:59.486-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Speedo%20copy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/Speedo%20copy.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Iona!<br />Iona who?<br />Iona looser pair of swim trunks, but these are my competitive gear.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114281759947292488?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142160158044983012006-03-18T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-17T21:32:16.200-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/belly.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/belly.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Gold pot<br />Gold pot who?<br />[G]old pot-bellied folks (particularly Finnish ones it seems) carry a greater cardio-failure risk than slim or athletic ones; learn <a href="http://www.medicalpost.com/mpcontent/article.jsp?content=/content/EXTRACT/RAWART/3713/21B.html">more</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114216015804498301?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142590329577067142006-03-17T03:17:00.000-06:002006-03-17T04:12:09.593-06:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/lep74.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/lep74.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock!<br />Who's there?<br />STD<br />Good gosh, STD who?<br />STD? Meant to say S<i>P</i>D!! Happy Saint Patricks Day neighbor!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114259032957706714?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142159895813071182006-03-16T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-16T01:26:52.060-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/finger.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/finger.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />U2<br />U2? Go away. I haven't been interested since <i>Achtung Baby!</i><br /><br />[at the next door]<br /><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />U2<br />U2 who?<br />U2 need to worry about AIDS, so you need to wear a condom too.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114215989581307118?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142159741213775282006-03-15T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-15T04:54:52.623-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/lepres.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/lepres.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Leprechaun<br />Leprechaun who?<br />Lepre'chaun give you leprosy if you exchange fluids and are hanging with someone stricken with the disease for long; read <a href="http://www.who.int/topics/leprosy/en/">up on the facts.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114215974121377528?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142159595443632382006-03-14T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-14T05:06:32.856-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/pagcancer.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/pagcancer.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Pagan saint<br />Pagan saint<br />Pag[i]ans' aint exempt from cancer -- in fact the residents of that Croatian island have cancer rates higher than average. Read the <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10646228&dopt=Abstract">sobering reality</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114215959544363238?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142159242419377772006-03-13T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-13T02:57:20.343-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/greenskin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/greenskin.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Green ale<br />Green ale over your face and skin may mean multiple organ failures; read up and protect yourself <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=11990922&dopt=Abstract">here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114215924241937777?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142159016686071702006-03-12T00:01:00.000-06:002006-03-12T04:43:51.016-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/eyesill.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/eyesill.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/eyesill.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/eyesill.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Irish eyes<br />Irish yes who?<br />I-rish eyes could be free from ailment too! Not all wishes come true though. Common ailments include overly hydrated cornea, blind spot and cataracts. Learn <a href="http://www.innvista.com/HEALTH/ailments/eyeail/default.htm">more</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114215901668607170?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1142089778821267512006-03-11T09:06:00.000-06:002006-03-11T09:09:43.076-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/large_birdseye_cheese_board_lg.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/large_birdseye_cheese_board_lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Cheese Board!<br />Cheese Board who?<br />Cheese board in the relationship? Buy her a vacuum; that'll give her something to do!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114208977882126751?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141975470746098012006-03-10T01:24:00.000-06:002006-03-10T01:30:45.846-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Whisk!<br />Whis-kay Mart again? She always does the shopping!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114197547074609801?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141884681810294652006-03-09T00:08:00.000-06:002006-03-09T00:11:21.836-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/150px-Waffle_iron.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/150px-Waffle_iron.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Waffle iron!<br />Waffle iron who?<br />Waffle ironing job, darling. Let's focus more on that and less on the soap operas, ok?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114188468181029465?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141838271230308902006-03-08T11:13:00.000-06:002006-03-08T11:17:51.276-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Ice cream scoop!<br />Ice cream scoop who?<br />Ice cream scooput flowers on the table? The guys are coming over any second!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114183827123030890?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141765028350887582006-03-07T14:53:00.000-06:002006-03-07T14:57:08.366-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Pie pan!<br />Pie pan who?<br />Piepan up again? Let the men talk serious business, honey!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114176502835088758?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141680796692028582006-03-06T15:32:00.000-06:002006-03-06T15:33:16.693-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Ladle!<br />Ladle who?<br />Ladle do anything for a dinner and a movie. Except pay!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114168079669202858?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141680736062302802006-03-06T15:30:00.000-06:002006-03-06T15:32:16.090-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Grater!<br />Grater who?<br />Grater easy. Girls aren't equipped to do well at math.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114168073606230280?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141487823815220222006-03-04T09:53:00.000-06:002006-03-04T09:57:03.826-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/EB991549_cd-rack-10-7-8-x2-3-8-x6-1-8-cherry-black.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/EB991549_cd-rack-10-7-8-x2-3-8-x6-1-8-cherry-black.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Iota!<br />Iota who?<br />Iota start writing, but wait! These CDs need alphabetizing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114148782381522022?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141403631211810082006-03-03T10:30:00.000-06:002006-03-03T10:33:51.236-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/kite-tb.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/kite-tb.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Phi!<br />Phi who?<br />Phine day for a kite escape. Let's blow off work and go to Thunderbird and see what way the wind takes our toy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114140363121181008?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141285509597198292006-03-02T01:43:00.000-06:002006-03-02T01:45:09.606-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Epsilon!<br />Epsilon who?<br />Epsilong time, all night in fact, to do this paper. I googled for hours instead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114128550959719829?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141196722264345702006-03-01T00:59:00.000-06:002006-03-01T01:05:22.520-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/gam_klondike.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/200/gam_klondike.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Delta!<br />Delta who?<br />Deltanother hand of solitaire. I gotta win before I do my paper. Imperative.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114119672226434570?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141108982651034472006-02-28T00:38:00.000-06:002006-02-28T00:43:02.673-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/gin_table.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/gin_table.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Gamma!<br />Gamma who?<br />Gamma Oklahoma Gin before we knuckle down on the project? We've been meaning to play cards anyway.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114110898265103447?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1141027953993186422006-02-27T02:10:00.000-06:002006-02-27T02:15:19.846-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/fakebaloney.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/fakebaloney.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Beta!<br />Beta who?<br />Beta baloney sandwich I can get in tomorrow at 8.50am, finish the progress reports by the time Boss Humphries arrives in his Neon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114102795399318642?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140934248055524452006-02-26T00:09:00.000-06:002006-02-26T00:10:48.066-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Alpha!<br />Alpha who?<br /><br />Alph-at work is a funny sight. First he gets some coffee, then says good morning to Leslie, and Greg. Then he checks his email. Then he peeks at the morning Post. Then gets another coffee. Then says hi to Marla.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114093424805552445?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140895736248773602006-02-25T13:27:00.000-06:002006-02-25T13:28:56.260-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Tuva!<br />Tuva who?<br />Tuva-ry big plates of nachos would work wonders for my lunch at work, but there's no microwave there – will have to wait till dinner<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114089573624877360?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140764588833989592006-02-24T01:00:00.000-06:002006-02-24T01:03:08.853-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Tibet!<br />Tibet who?<br />Tibet on a grilled cheese pacifying this Gobi-sized appetite would be a fool's wager – better pack an extra plate of plov.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114076458883398959?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140710642148587812006-02-23T10:02:00.000-06:002006-02-23T10:04:02.160-06:00Knock Knock! <br />Who's there?<br />India!<br />India who?<br />India-vent you don't have a standwich, we can get a taco<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114071064214858781?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140593469367634142006-02-22T01:30:00.000-06:002006-02-22T01:31:09.366-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Bhutan!<br />Bhutan who?<br />Bhutan less mayonnaise and the standwich won't get as soggy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114059346936763414?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140593406335118862006-02-22T01:28:00.000-06:002006-02-22T01:30:06.336-06:00Knock! Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Uzbekistan!<br />Uzbekistan Who?<br />Uzbeki-standwich first, then you's eat a sandwich.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114059340633511886?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140593320724688252006-02-22T01:27:00.000-06:002006-02-22T01:28:40.723-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Pakistan!<br />Pakistan who?<br />Paki-standwich, you might get hungry<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114059332072468825?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140593244531365542006-02-22T01:22:00.000-06:002006-02-22T01:27:24.543-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Mongolia!<br />Mongolia who?<br />Mongo-liaves a spot on your lunch bag. Pack a banana instead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114059324453136554?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140280383916887062006-02-18T10:30:00.000-06:002006-02-18T10:33:03.930-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Luzon!<br />Luzon father is Darth Vader? You just ruined the ending for me!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114028038391688706?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140220437994292432006-02-17T17:49:00.000-06:002006-02-17T17:53:58.006-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/001790.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/001790.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Cuba!<br />Cuba who?<br />Cuba-ba Fett be the most overrated movie character ever? He doesn't do much and his only lines are in Episode II.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114022043799429243?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1140074523834761552006-02-16T01:19:00.000-06:002006-02-16T01:22:03.863-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Mayhew-Peter-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/Mayhew-Peter-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Iceland!<br />Iceland who?<br />Iceland-ered Peter Mayhew’s name when I said he was a horrible actor as Chewbacca.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-114007452383476155?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139986804836874492006-02-15T00:58:00.000-06:002006-02-15T01:00:04.846-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Borneo!<br />Borneo who?<br />Borneo-da, he lived incognito in Dega-Ba.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113998680483687449?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139897564901761252006-02-14T00:04:00.000-06:002006-02-14T00:12:44.913-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/250px-Java_map.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/250px-Java_map.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Java!<br />Java who?<br />Java the Hutt was deus ex machina in this story. <i>Return of the Jedi</i> put him in the action.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113989756490176125?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139824342879873062006-02-13T03:49:00.000-06:002006-02-13T03:52:23.023-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Sumatra!<br />Sumatra who?<br />Sumatra Jedi Master would’ve tired of Luke’s impatience, but Yoda, bless him, saw him through.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113982434287987306?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139774822285027422006-02-12T14:01:00.000-06:002006-02-12T14:07:02.300-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Honshu!<br />Honshu who?<br />Honshuld've known Lando Calrissian couldn't be trusted. Now Boba Fett's got him!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113977482228502742?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139646646223937622006-02-11T02:27:00.000-06:002006-02-11T02:30:46.233-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Deuteronomy!<br />Deuteronomy who?<br />Duder-ronomy to puke on your shoes, next round's on me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113964664622393762?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139592158832583142006-02-10T11:15:00.000-06:002006-02-10T11:22:38.843-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/Absinthe-bottles.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/Absinthe-bottles.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Isaiah!<br />Isaiah who?<br />Isaiahbsinthe should not be imbibed heavily. Too much can cause harmful neurological effects. Be careful, kids.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113959215883258314?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139508136675804752006-02-09T11:58:00.000-06:002006-02-09T18:49:38.413-06:00Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Ezra!<br />Ezrum good as a shot? I only use it as a mixer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113950813667580475?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139383690883743552006-02-08T01:21:00.000-06:002006-02-08T01:28:10.896-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/mule.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/mule.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Amos!<br />Amos who?<br />Amos-cow Mule is vodka and ginger ale with a twist of lemon. Perfect for summer nights.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113938369088374355?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139297650746443622006-02-07T01:27:00.000-06:002006-02-07T01:34:10.746-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/51gilbeysgin.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/51gilbeysgin.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Knock Knock!<br /><br />Who's there?<br /><br />Genesis!<br /><br />Genesis who?<br /><br />Genesispicy spirit. That's why dry vermouth is added in martinis!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113929765074644362?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139253449235650692006-02-06T13:09:00.000-06:002006-02-07T01:27:12.320-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/NVTech_vc027370.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/NVTech_vc027370.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Jeremiah!<br />Jeremiah who?<br />Jeremiah-lcohol? I need a drink something fierce!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113925344923565069?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139153098591733312006-02-05T09:23:00.000-06:002006-02-05T09:24:58.603-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/blender.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/blender.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Jonah!<br />Jonah who?<br />Jonah blender? If not, get one if you want good margaritas!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113915309859173331?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1139029477980126552006-02-04T00:01:00.000-06:002006-02-03T23:04:37.996-06:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Mediterranean<br />Mediterranean who?<br />'Med-i terran-ean tunnel' is what Seahawk linebackers will be saying after Sunday's YOTK-predicted loss. 'And Bettis* is no bus -- he's Amtrak.'<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2387/2098/1600/opening2.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2387/2098/320/opening2.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />* Pittsburgh Steeler running back Jerome Bettis (nicknamed the 'bus' for his size and strength).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113902947798012655?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138948049416353772006-02-03T00:01:00.000-06:002006-02-03T00:30:30.396-06:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Indian<br />Indian who?<br />In-di-announcers booth, I bet you'll see some guests appear in the second half, like Lynn Swann trying to promote his budding political career in Pennsylania.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113894804941635377?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138892250513445592006-02-02T08:54:00.000-06:002006-02-02T08:57:30.526-06:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Caspian<br />Caspian who?<br />C(g)aspian for air, pukian into the faux grass, helpian each other up, mendian cuts on the sideline -- the Seattle offensive line will have a tough time in Detroit Rock City.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113889225051344559?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138772021082270372006-02-01T00:01:00.000-06:002006-02-01T13:45:09.246-06:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Black Sea<br />Black Sea who?<br />Black sea-l on one side, 'Steelers' decal on the other -- Pittsburgh goes for some thrifty athletics.<br /><br />Click the following to hear YOTK's Bobby Reid give his medals to his Top Super Bowl and Seven Sea memories.<br /><br /><div class="audblog"><a href="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/95725/304736.mp3" class="audLink"><img src="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/images/audioblogger.gif" class="audImg"border="0" alt="this is an audio post - click to play" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113877202108227037?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138718712065422892006-01-31T00:01:00.000-06:002006-01-31T08:45:12.076-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/view.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/view.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Arabian<br />Arabian who?<br />A-rab-ian Windsor, across the Detroit River, would be a good way to kick-off the Super Bowl eve. Canadian raves break all rules.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113871871206542289?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138598140467796862006-01-30T00:01:00.000-06:002006-01-29T23:15:40.480-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/capt.ny15301191755.nfc_championship_ny153.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/320/capt.ny15301191755.nfc_championship_ny153.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Aegean<br />Aegean who?<br />Aegean Holmgren is past his prime; Steeler coach Bill Cowher will outwit and outplan the moustached man of the Pacific Northwest by a likely sum of 34 to 21.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113859814046779686?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138549495641195182006-01-29T00:01:00.000-06:002006-01-29T11:00:24.560-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/trieste5.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/trieste5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Adriatic<br />Adriatic who?<br />Ad'riatictionary move to Polomalu and the Steelers' quick blitzes would be to look for screens and quick slants to your tight end.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113854949564119518?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20272833.post-1138424952584756002006-01-28T00:01:00.000-06:002006-01-27T23:10:48.133-06:00Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Arabian<br />Arabian who?<br />Arabian brand pair of sunglasses isn’t normal here.<br />Put on the Oakleys and fit in!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/1600/220.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3302/2027/400/220.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20272833-113842495258475600?l=yearoftheknock.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Year of the Knockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14550103029020054156noreply@blogger.com1